Mother’s Day Inspiration
A dedication to my mother: Inspiration, Gratitude & Thanks to all Mothers!
A teacher, artist, bon vivant, entertainer, perfect angel & devilish troublemaker. She distrusted politicians, clergy and anyone wearing a robe–even on Halloween. And–amazingly– she still surprises us with visits from the grave (see page 55!)
Best Mom in the World
Sweet and Funny Greeting Card for Mom
Mother’s Day Card for the Best Mom in the World – – Mother from Son – Gift from Daughter – Mom Gift Ideas – Mother In Law – Funny Mother’s Day Card or Birthday
She is the best mom in all the world, right? She’s there for you no matter what. So, send this funny Mom card card to your mother on her birthday, on Mother’s Day – or any day – to let her know that you appreciate all she has done for you over the years.
What it says:
You know how I had to do all those math problems when I was younger? Well, I was trying to figure out the odds of you getting me as a kid, and here’s what I came up with:
Let’s say that during any given month, you released 2 EGGS, and during any given sexual encounter, DAD released A MILLION SPERM, and let’s say you guys had sex about 10 TIMES a month and that you were ovulating during 4 of those times. So, if the train left the station at 6:42 a.m. going 18 mph, what are the chances you’d have ME?
Probably about the same as I’d get the BEST MOM IN THE WORLD.
Funny how those math problems really do work out.