A dedication to my mother: Inspiration, Gratitude & Thanks to all Mothers!
A teacher, artist, bon vivant, entertainer, perfect angel & devilish troublemaker. She distrusted politicians, clergy and anyone wearing a robe–even on Halloween. And–amazingly– she still surprises us with visits from the grave (see page 55!)
Mother’s Day Card for the Best Mom in the World – – Mother from Son – Gift from Daughter – Mom Gift Ideas – Mother In Law – Funny Mother’s Day Card or Birthday
She is the best mom in all the world, right? She’s there for you no matter what. So, send this funny Mom card card to your mother on her birthday, on Mother’s Day – or any day – to let her know that you appreciate all she has done for you over the years.
What it says:
You know how I had to do all those math problems when I was younger? Well, I was trying to figure out the odds of you getting me as a kid, and here’s what I came up with:
Let’s say that during any given month, you released 2 EGGS, and during any given sexual encounter, DAD released A MILLION SPERM, and let’s say you guys had sex about 10 TIMES a month and that you were ovulating during 4 of those times. So, if the train left the station at 6:42 a.m. going 18 mph, what are the chances you’d have ME?
Probably about the same as I’d get the BEST MOM IN THE WORLD.
A Gratitude Journal: One Minute, 365 Day Gratitude Journal for Busy Mothers (Thankful Every Day Journals)
It has been shown that people who show gratitude in their daily lives tend to feel happier.But it can be very difficult for busy Moms to find the time to write extensively in a journal. The Thankful Every Day Journal for Moms will make it easier for you.
Each set of two pages has seven entries, one for each day of the week. In the space provided, record just one thing from your day for which you are grateful. It could be a simple as a smile from your child, or a deeper experience with family and friends. Not all the thoughts and experiences need to be happy. They can be small things in an otherwise difficult day that made the day more bearable. Remembering a kind word or smile can be enough to be thankful for.
Make it a daily habit, in the morning or at bedtime, to take 30 seconds to write in your gratitude journal. You will soon find that you look forward to this time and will even be thinking of what you will write later in the evening. These little moments of gratitude will make your days more joyful and fulfilling.
• LOVEPOP CARD: Show your inside love for your dear ones, let it be your mom, aunt, or sister; this mother’s day card will light up their beautiful smile
• EVERY OCCASION POP UP CARD: Celebrate mother’s day, a birthday, or pass on a simple thank you message with this floral design nature greeting card
• UNIQUE DESIGN GREETING CARD: This greeting card for moms has a pale purple cover; upon opening, a basket appears full of vibrant flowers, greenery, and butterflies
• DIMENSIONS AND WHAT’S INCLUDED: The dimensions of this Lovepop mother’s day card are 5” W x 7” H; card comes with one blank envelope and the Lovepop note, a little note card to write your own message on that tucks away securely
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